Free House for Giants

There Should Be A Reward For Decent Lives

WHO CAN STAY AT FERN HILL FOR FREE

Any Offspring of Alec Guiness
Any Offspring of Peter Ustinov, Mary McGrory, Alan Jay Lerner, or Nelson Algren
Pete Seeger and offspring of Studs Terkel
Goody Cable, Wunderbrain of the Sylvia Beach Literary Hotel in Oregon
Leonard Cohen
Elisabeth Von Trapp
Any Direct Offspring of Leona Taplin Wells
Any Direct Offspring of Billy Wilder
Max Berry
Blair Brown
Bill Luce, Author of The Belle of Amherst and Barrymore
Paul Krugman
Any Conductor of a Recognized Welsh choir

WHO CAN STAY AT FERN HILL FOR A RIDICULOUS DISCOUNT

Any Approved Member of the Boston Rugby Club–Years 1969-1973
Any Approved Member of the Beantown Women’s Rugby Club–Years 1980-1984
Ellen Kushner, Creator of the Best Program on Radio
Any Person Who Ever Won a 3rd Place Award for Dancing the Tango
Anyone Who Attended Grade School in Gearhart, Oregon-Years 1961-1966
Anyone Who Teaches the Banjo to Children
Anyone Who Ever Won the Poetry Prize at St. George’s School, Vancouver, B.C.
Any Person Who Can Recite 54 Russian Composers in 35 Seconds & Cite Who Did it First

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-Mother Teresa